“Hey does anyone want to take a photo over here in front of the tree?

“David! Fill up a bucket with ice and beers, put it by the tree and unplug the fridge. I swear to God if no one hangs out by this tree, it will be the end of me.”

“Well, we set up some of the food in the kitchen because you didn’t want people to drop anything on the couch or the carpet.”

“I don’t care! Bring it all in here!”

“…They’re still in there. I think it’s because there are so many places to lean. Ya know, when you sit down at a house party you’re really committed to just the person you’re talking to. It’s a big leap. None of these people know each other.”

“Go get Pictionary!”